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Wed, May. 17th, 2006, 09:43 pm
cahier_vide: ATTN: Lady Vesselers!

Finally! A score for the home team!

Lady vessels that reach child-bearing age are now considered "pre-pregnant." The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is saying that the health care system should treat all women as if they will have a baby at any moment!

"We know that women -- unless you're actively planning [a pregnancy], . . . she doesn't want to talk about it," Biermann (a report co-author and vice president for education and health promotion at the March of Dimes) said. So clinicians must find a "way to do this and not scare women," by promoting preconception care as part of standard women's health care, she said.

Plz, I want to talk about my WHOLESOME womb every breathing moment of the day! I'm glad that the medical community recognizes that my most fundamental and sole duty is to be a vessel for babiez to develop in, whether I think I should have babiez or not, lolz! ;)


Sun, Mar. 26th, 2006, 04:47 pm
exquisite_bones: putting babies in ladies...

i am a vessel.
and i put the baby in the lady.
and by lady i mean me.

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doin the good christian thing.
makin babies.
just thought i would let you all know.

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go inseminate!

Sat, Mar. 25th, 2006, 03:32 pm
cahier_vide: Baby Jesus, lolz.

Happy Feast of the Annunciation, Lady-Vesselers!

Make today a special, life-shattering day for a young virgin-lady!

And plzz remember: but the baby INSIDE the LADY!

Tue, Mar. 21st, 2006, 06:49 pm
machmed: If only this were true

Constructionist Supreme Court To Revisit Women's Suffrage

It's about time we put the ladies back where they belong. Enough voting; you carriers have vessels to fill!

Thu, Mar. 9th, 2006, 11:57 am
grunyo: (no subject)

hey! it's snowing!

vessels! get to work out there!

Tue, Feb. 21st, 2006, 12:20 am
insurreal: (no subject)

eat a queer fetus for jesus today please

Mon, Feb. 20th, 2006, 06:04 pm
cahier_vide: Oh noz!

Please watch out for infected "good time" vessels! Otherwise, you evidently can't beat the Axis and put more clean babies in clean ladies.

Keep our message strong! PLEASE put the baby INSIDE the LADY!

Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006, 07:03 pm
celaeno: You guys

This should totally be required reading for everyone here:

A hard-hitting, scriptually based expose on the
emotional, physical, and spritual damage caused by
the secular idea of birth control.

We are living in the last days. An anointed generation must come to earth to help prepare the way of the Lord. Many in this generation will be children. Will these chosen children be allowed to come? Satan is trying hard to prevent their conceptions and births. Birthing God’s Mighty Warriors exposes how Satan has used the secular idea of choice and modern medical advances to convince God’s people to limit their family size through birth control and sterilization. Sadly, thousands of couples are suffering emotionally, physically, and spiritually because they have chosen their own path. This book exposes how the enemy is using human reasoning, deception in the media, ideas in pop culture, and lack of knowledge of God’s Word to keep God’s people bound to a worldly mindset. Birthing God’s Mighty Warriors offers hope for restoration through God’s forgiveness. By revealing truth, it challenges young couples to learn from the mistakes of the past so they can be open to bring forth this anointed generation of children.

Does anything else so beautifully show the sacred purpose of the Lady Vessel? No, I don't think it does.

Tue, Dec. 27th, 2005, 12:57 am
evilsmurfette: (no subject)

The holidays are over. GET TO WORK, VESSELS!

There's no slacking on the job this year. The antichrist is coming and we need to be ready!

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